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What should I use to make “slime”?

I recently mixed up some “slime” for my wife and I to put on each other before/during sex. I initially used a mixture of cornstarch and water (oobleck), but when it seemed too sticky I added some flour.

It worked OK, but:

What ingredients/ratios can I use to make a slime that:

We only put it on our torsos, so it doesn’t have to be safe for internal use. It would be great if it was though.

Answer 96

Nuru gel seems to be a good choice, very slimy substance. Made from Nori seaweed and is completely safe to ingest.

Taken from product page: http://www.nurustore.com/page/what%20is%20nuru%20gel

A video showing how slimy it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyM0N2ul_Kk

Don’t know if that is too expensive or not. Should be available in online shops.

J-Lube seems also to be a good choice, used by special effects artists (so I guess it is considered slimy enough, and cheap enough to use.

Another good source of information http://www.anus.org/SEX/jlube.html#whouse

Who uses J-Lube?

Other than farmers and veterinarians? One of the users of this product would have to be special effects artists who use it to produce slime for movies and television shows. I think they tend to use methylcellulose for this purpose more frequently, but I have heard stories of it being used for special effects purposes. Next, it is used by people who enjoy fisting. This is because it adheres to the skin well, is extremely slippery, can be made in copious amounts, and from what I’ve been told really works well. Personally, I’m not into fisting, so I can’t say for sure. Me, I like it because it’s slippery goo, and lots of it. Which, in all honesty, I AM into. Guess I never grew out of the whole childhood fascination with glop and slime.

Answer 135

J-lube, 100%. It’s Obstetrics Lubric Powder, which means that it’s instant mix lube used for animal birthing. It stays put, it’s thick, and it’s easily revived with a touch of water. Since it’s powder, it will be easy for you to play with water/powder ratios until you achieve what you want.

It’s non-toxic (they stick this in cow vaginas usually), and one tin will last you a very long time, depending on how much lube you use at one time.

Only problem is J-lube is very very persistent… unless you use a salt water mixture. But since it’s your torso, I think that should be okay. Messes can be cleaned up the same way, by soaking the effected area in salt.


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